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A talk show staring Nicole…

“Today I am going to mix it up a little on my talk show…we are going to act like we are in the late 1700’s and we are going to talk about the XYZ affairs…why you ask your self as you drive along the free way?? Because it is a very important and serious and weird topic…and I want to. So call in if you want, just wait till after the show! Thanks and here we go…


“It all started out with the American president wanting to talk to the minister of France. One man was sent over to France approximately 1 month ago. HE was sent to speak with the minister…but the minister refused to speak with him. Later in the month the minister asked for a tribute, we (the president) agreed and decided to give him a large amount of money just to have a little talk.

America sent two other men over. All three men were sworn to keep their names under cover, so they are know to us as XY&Z. The president wanted them to be anonymous because he does not want the French to find out that Americans are in France. Also the president does not want the spies (xyz) to loose all the money that he has sent over.

These three men had a meeting with the minister, and got all the information that they needed. They are back in America, and the minister thought that he needed a little more help, so he asked for another tribute. But the president did not want anything to do with the minister any more. So the president said no!

This past week the president decided to not pay any tribute to the minister, and is now paying other countries and other ministers. One of the countries that we are paying right now is Talleyrand. The minister is very angry that America is paying Talleyrand, and not him. It was 250,000 dollars, and this money could have gone to the minister.

Once these men came back to America, they released their names. X was known as Charles Cotesworth Pinkeney. Y was known as, John Marshall, and Z was known as Elbridge Gerry. These men are being taken very good of. Later this week they will be questioned. The president must make sure that he gets all the information from them.”

“It ended at the men being questioned and released…”

“Ok not I am going to field some calls that have come in…”

“Hello, your on the air”

A young lady answers, “hi Nicole, I wanteded to know why the minister did not want to talk to the Americans in the first place?”

“Ok well the minister did not want to talk with them because he was not getting anything out if it…so that is why he asked for the tribute.”

“Hello, you are on the air”

A elderly man speaks in a calm hushed tone, “well good evening Nicole, I just wanted to say, that this segment gave a lot of information and that it was very interesting to us old folks hearing about history. Thank you.”

“No problem, this is all we have time for today for history, thank you for listening to Nicole in the evening…I hope you all have a safe night.”